Two Hoots For Obama! (Song Lyrics)

To John McCain
I give no hoot
A fan of him I’m not

To Miss Palin
I’d give a hoot
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT

To Joe Biden
I’d give a hoot
Cause he’s a hoot to me

But to Obama
I’d give two hoots
Cause he’s worth it to me… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (Join me!)

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!

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Old John McCain
Should change his name
To McCan’t or McAin’t

And Miss Palin
Should change her name
To bailin’, failin’ or jailin’

Then Joe Biden
Should change his name
To Joe Verifyin’

And Obama
Of course, should be
Obamafofanabananaramabobana
HOOT! HOOT! (Too funny!)

HOOT! HOOT! (Louder!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One more time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And Bush should change his name to Moot!

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I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
Then hackin’ sackin’ whackin’ Bush
And doing it all again!

I’m a rootin’ tootin’ hootin’ for Obama
While bootin’ shootin’ Putin down McCain
So the world can be a better place
And we can happily HOOT! again!
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you agree!)

HOOT! HOOT! (I knew you would!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Again!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!

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Old John McCain
Has lots of loot
That he won’t give away

While Miss Palin
Plays the flute
That’s where her mouth should stay

Now Joe Biden’s
No Hillary
But I’ll withhold judgment

Cause Obama’s
The choice for me
For the next President… YEAH
HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you believe!)

HOOT! HOOT! (HOOT! if you want change!)
HOOT! HOOT! (One last time!)
HOOT! HOOT!

And let’s give Bush the boot!
HOOT!

08.14.08 – 10.10.08

The author is giving permission to anyone to use these lyrics in a song if they would like. It will lose its appeal after November 4th so if you do decide to try, you’ll want to hurry! Please share notice and writing credits of anything you do with it. If you can make money from it, it’s all yours and good for you! 🙂

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Copyright by Minh Tan on listed dated of completion.

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Notes to this poem…

Political Hoots

To John McCain,
I’d not give a hoot,
A fan of him I’m not!

To Miss Palin,
I’d give a hoot,
Cause she’s a hoot and hot… NOT!

To Joe Biden,
I’d give a hoot,
Cause he’s a hoot to me.

But to Obama,
I’d give two hoots,
Maybe even three… YEAH!

Join me!

HOOT! HOOT! (What was that?)
HOOT! HOOT! (I can’t hear you!)
HOOT! HOOT! (Yeah, and now three!)
HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!

And I’d give Bush the boot!!!

08.14.08 – 10.08.08

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Notes to this poem…

Haiku H001

No cloud in the skies,
But it’s pouring, well, at least
From below my eyes.

02.12.04

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Notes to this poem…

One Stanza Poem O118

AIDS, cancer, heart disease –
Leukemia, Alzheimer’s disease –
I can name a hundred more ills –
But Time –
Is the real disease that kills

07.09.96 – 07.12.96

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Copyright by Minh Tan on listed dated of completion
and published in Perspectives, ISBN 0-9686250-0-2.

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Notes to this poem…

One Stanza Poem O112

O.J. Simpson –
Some people
Have so much luck they
Can literally get away –
With murders

10.05.95 – 12.16.95

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Copyright by Minh Tan on listed dated of completion
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Notes to this poem…

One Stanza Poem O102

For the coming New Year –
I would like to wish you much health –
Physical, mental, emotional and spiritual –
And I would like to wish you much wealth –
Physical, mental, emotional and spiritual –
And additional doses of happiness and cheer

10.12.95 – 10.18.95

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Notes to this poem…

One Stanza Poem O082

In Canada –
The Law treats children well –
Sometimes punishing them lightly
For acts of crime worthy
Of punishments dished out in Hell!

08.27.95

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Copyright by Minh Tan on listed dated of completion
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Notes to this poem…

A Prayer for Light

One dreary morning on a winter day –
The sky was cloudy, depressing and gray –
For sunshine – I sent out a hopeful prayer
Rising in white wisps with my breaths of air –
Hoping it would be heard somewhere up There

Not long after – came a Divine reply –
As holes formed through the clouds up in the sky
And several sunbeams pierced through from up High –
In reverence – I greeted the lights of dawn –
‘Father – thank You for turning the lights on!’

01.16.95 – 01.18.95

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Copyright by Minh Tan on listed dated of completion
and published in Perspectives, ISBN 0-9686250-0-2.

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Notes to this poem…

Notes on Unshared Poems Completed in 1994

I forced myself into writing a lot of poems in 1994, not being patient enough to wait for true inspiration but rather trying to make a lot of poor poetic ideas into poems. I did so in my over eagerness to be able to churn out some poems and out some volume of output, but also for the sake of trying to to fine tune my poetry writing skills, with words, rhymes, similes and metaphors, different ways of saying things or looking at things so as to create a different concept all together, or whatever. Regardless, the results were some pretty awful poems I don’t even know why I kept in the first place, or recorded finished versions in a lab book so my Parents wouldn’t find it or suspect anything other than chemistry lab notes if I had happened to have left it out. I did all this without my Parents knowing, you see, although they knew I read poetry. That was probably bad enough cause I don’t think they “got it” about my artistic interests, and let’s just hope they never thought me gay for it.

The poems I wrote in 1994 which I have chosen not to share, I am so ashamed of for lack of poetic qualities I won’t even list them, let alone describe them, unlike what I did with Notes on Unshared Poems Completed in 1993. I should have just written some bitching out on paper and thrown it away and not have had any of it come back to haunt me later. All I will say is I left out six such poems from 1994 not shared. If it ever mattered enough that anyone should need to go hunting for them, they can be found in the lab book in which I had recorded my completed poetry at the time. I wrote my scrap work in a 50 cents half a letter sized page notebook with black covers I still have to this day, although I did rip out a lot of the completed work for whatever reasons I don’t know since I tend to be a pack rat who keeps everything.